UnpleasantlySexy

I just saw an AWESOME commercial!

Okay, so...this dude drops his date off at her house and, instead of kissing him or inviting him in, she runs in and shuts the door. He mopes his way back to his car, where there's a Milky Way bar waiting in the glove box. He tears open the end of the wrapper, and a woman pops out. She asks him, in a really bizarre accent, "Why so blue, Panda Bear?" He looks at her, still all mopey and sad, and says, "Whatev." Then the girl in the candy bar says, "You are a buffet of manliness!" Then they both laugh like idiots.

The funniest part: when Julia and I first watched the ad, we thought the girl said "parfait" instead of "buffet".

Parfait of manliness. Only 99 cents at your local Dairy Queen.

Whatev.