Since I have yet to hear anything from Airplane Man or any of his cohorts, I went ahead and applied for an internal job posting at my company. No longer will I be a mere mail lackey! If I get it, which I am assuming I will - my boss asked me to take it, I will be moving to a new cubicle (possibly, just possibly, with a window!). Then, they plug the life-force-sucking tubes directly into my nostrils, and the Matrix has me. All this for 50 cents more an hour AND mandatory overtime. Woohoo! Fortunately, it looks like the ol' blog ain't gonna suffer for lack of material.
I am feeling much better today, though not 100% just yet. Benadryl and Claritin should probably never be combined, but lemme tell you: pop those babies with a shooter of hot instant Folgers and you'll see stars, man! It's possible that I have turned myself into a zombie lieutenant in the army of the walking undead. Or maybe I'm just still a bit loopy from the meds. I dunno.
Okay, so...I've always been interested in sports - I watch the Spurs and I likey me some tennis action. However, lately I've been watching hockey. I got a hockey game for my X-Box and it taught me all the rules. Holeeeeeeeeeeee crap! It's like televised crack! When there isn't a Stars game on the TiVo, I'm playing through an entire 82-game season on my X-Box. Yes, that said EIGHTY-TWO games. My thumbs are developing callouses from my blistering virtual slapshot! I'm so cool.
Well, I got nothin' else.
Magrathea! Magrathea!
I think they give you a trial run before they plug you fully into the matrix; you know, to see if you develop female-office-drama-toxicity. If you can listen to those crackheads whine about their baby-dadies and how they get their hair that big for the requisite probationary period, they'll keep you.
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I was emailed a picture of a newborn baby today. One of the women in the office had just given birth. Let's call her "Peggy". My first thought upon seeing this child was, "Oh look! That came outta Peggy." I think that this demonstrates that I have sufficient social grace for the job.
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