Remember the guy I work with - Larry - who had never heard of a tamale?
Well, here's what he told me today:
He's never been to a live concert. Never. Seen. Live. Music.
To be fair, he has been to a Trans-Siberian Orchestra performance...but come on...
If I haven't explained it before, you should also know that he does not, nor has he EVER, voluntarily listened to any music other than the stuff he happens to hear - for example, when he shops at Best Buy.
I suspect that Larry is not really human. Nope, he's a golem - an evil, walking and talking assemblage of voodoo magic, Hot Pockets and social deformities.
Ach!
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