UnpleasantlySexy

Creepy Guy has found a new way to annoy me.

As it stands, my job (and the job of each of the two guys I work with) is to process each day's mail within a 12-hour deadline. I am able to do this on a regular basis. Larry is able to do this on a regular basis. And I thought Creepy Guy could do it, too, although EXTREEEEEEEEMELY slowly.

Turns out this is not so. Also, it infuriates me that opening mail is SO hard for this guy that he has to CHEAT in order to do it right. See, I discovered that he stashes the mail he doesn't finish under deadline somewhere in the room (or, I suspect that he may actually take it home with him in his briefcase). Then, the next day, he very craftily sneaks it back out onto his desk so that he looks busy. I did what any macho man should do - I ran and tattled on him to my boss.

She balked and flubbered and made several excuses for not talking to him about it, and ultimately, she didn't do a damn thing to remedy the situation. So, apparently, Larry and I are under a strict deadline, but Creepy Guy doesn't have to play by the same rules.

Unfortunately, all three of us could potentially qualify for monthly bonuses, assuming that we never miss the daily deadline. If we DO miss the deadline, not only do we not get our bonuses, but we are also subject to disciplinary write-ups. Until now. Now, only Larry and I are subject to the disciplinary write-ups, even if Creepy Guy is the reason that we miss those deadlines.

No bonuses (in two years) AND disciplinary write-ups because of Creepy Guy? Sweeeeeet.



My job sucks. I should start a blog about it.




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