UnpleasantlySexy

Ahh...to be blogging once more...

I am now done with my training class, I am starting my real new job on Monday, I have been playing Xbox on a 52-inch TV for several hours, and I'm full of Thanksgiving-related comestibles.

I am in a much happier place, and as such, I blog.

It's been AGES since my last post, so here's what's happened between episodes:

1) I finished my training class (WOO!) and have been freed from the clutches of my arrogant, slow-witted astro-slug of a trainer for GOOD!

2) I had a birthday (WOO!), which makes me twenty-frikkin-eight years old now, and I was showered with many gifts and love and food. Maybe it'll change when I'm a bit older, but I still think birthdays are AWESOME!!!

3) Ziggy has fully recovered from his surgery (WOO!), and has no idea that his wittle itty-bitty nuts are now completely defunct. It's now nothing more than a coin purse, the poor kid.

4) Julia and I saw Borat and were pleasantly surprised by how good it was - this is not another Jackass movie...it's good. I mean, it's horrible, but go see it. It's worth it. Naked man-fights amidst mortgage brokers. Oscar-worthy stuff.

5) Julia and I cooked a ridonkulously huge meal for family and friends, and then went to a ridonkulously huge Thanksgiving party that my folks threw. I love you all, o family of mine, but thanks to you, I may never eat again...and that's fine by me.


So here we are, in the throes of a thousand-year, Sarlacc-Pit-like digestion cycle, groaning and belching our way through the rest of the weekend. Stay tuned to the blog, for it truly lives on.


Peace to all my peeps, yo. One love.



S