While I've been getting used to the extra hours at work, I'm finding that my mind tends to wander even more than usual when I'm here. I'm at work now, by the way, and I should be doing something at least related to processing claims right now, but I'm taking a break...

...and I found a bunch of motivational posters to inspire me to do just a little less than I am now:























































Ahh...invigorating stuff...


Ha!



Now that my batteries are fully recharged with sarcasti-power, I am ready to once again lock horns with my pear-shaped corporate overlords, where I shall outsmart, outwit, and outlast all the other business-casual cubicle-monkeys, using my gigantic, automatonic brain to psychically convince a passing meteor to land HERE, all the while flinging poo generously upon them with my as-yet unencumbered non-data-entry hand.


I'm off! Yargh!



S
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3 comments:

  1. hoolia goolia8:19 PM

    And the winners for best-phrase-of-the-day-cuz-my-Sammy-is-pure-genius are...

    "my pear-shaped corporate overlords"
    and
    "business-casual cubicle-monkeys".

    [Tell 'em what he's one, Don.]

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  2. hoolia goolia8:19 PM

    BTW, I loves you cuz you're brilliant.

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  3. Sammers8:46 PM

    I know, right?

    Sometimes the brilliance just leaks outta me, down my pants leg, and all over the floor. Then I get all embarrassed and have to go home and change, but whenever I can make my baby hyphenate like THAT, it's all worth it.


    S

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