Two words:

KEYTAR SOLO!!!


Awesomeness shoots from this guy's fingertips like rocket-propelled grenades.



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9 comments:

  1. Wow, maybe he can teach you how to do that whole pained expression while vigorously bobbing your head back and forth in not-rhythm with the music thing. Cuz it looks super tough.

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  2. I need to learn a different so-uncool-it's-cool instrument to headbang to whilst playing.

    I think I could seriously thrash a honking bassoon rendition of Pantera's Cowboys From Hell.

    I would make devil horns with one hand whenever I didn't need it to play the low notes, and I would put skull decals all down the length of the bassoon.

    RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKK!

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  3. Anonymous9:02 AM

    So what, exactly, is his left hand doing? I get the right-hand-keyboarding, but is the left hand controlling special effects or something? 'Splain this keytar thing to me, 'cause I ain't never seen nuthin' like it!

    -Mom

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  4. Anonymous9:14 AM

    Laserbeam Rocketshorts?????

    -Mom

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  5. Laserbeam Rocketshorts is, if I had to pick a cool nickname, about as cool as they come.

    His left hand is pushing down on a sensor strip that allows him to bend the pitch of the note(s) he's playing with his right hand. A lot of big synthesizers have a similar thing on them, but in the form of a lever or rocker switch.

    Basically, it's a whammy bar, but more complicated and way less cool.

    But at the same time...awesome, somehow.

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  6. Dude, Hoolia stole it from it from me--I was about to say, that man has the agitated-hemorrhoids-solo-face DOWN.

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  7. But Rolf's version is way more concise AND unnecessarily explicit than mine, so he gets extra points.

    Agitated hemorrhoids, ewwwww!

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  8. Is there such a thing as "unnecessarily explicit"?

    Me and the words "dribbly butt leakage" don't think so.

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  9. Anonymous7:32 PM

    The "pitch strip"(left hand) has a two octave range.
    it increments in semitones which demands complete accuracy to achieve pitch. The "Black Bar" is for vibrato and is touch sensative, i also do finger vibrato. Hope that explains it,
    Keytarjeff

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