They carry this log because I just got a new job!
The log is painted blue to symbolize the buckets of cash I'll be earning - I believe the German word for "blue" roughly translates to dolla bills, y'all. Don't go check. I'm right.
I had my second interview today at 10am, and I got the job offer at around 5:30. You are now reading the fantastically witty blog of Rigby Professional Development's brand new Technical Editor. I will be responsible for editing and proofreading the shooting scripts for educational DVDs and many other as-yet-unnamed duties. I am the right hand of doom for my new supervisor, which means I'll be taking on all sorts of various assignments to help alleviate her workload.
Woo-freakin'-HOO!
I start on April 26th, so I now have a little two-week vacation, too.
Stress-free and highly relieved, it is now my intention to play video games for several hours.
Durch die Energie von Grayskull, ich habe die Energie!!!
S
mazel tov buddy, I hope this job is the best one yet. After correcting my mistakes on this blog, your are defiently qualified!!!!
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Congratulations! Woo hoo! What a cool job!
ReplyDeleteGood job with the getting of the good job. See, adult diapers not only provide adequate dryness but also boost confidence.
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Oh, man. We kneed to have a teknical editing partie. We can alright knowts of congradulations to Sam, and then make him editt them for accuraccy! Whooo Hoooo?
ReplyDeleteYes, please. I love drinkin' me some beers and copyeditin' with tha guys.
ReplyDeleteActually, that nearly made my face explode, partially because I was squinting really hard while I was reading it - to make the words read correct-er.
S
maybe now you can figure out the difference between "your" and "you're". I think you will need to know that...
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