You are witnessing (or rather, reading about) the slow demise of my website, unpleasantlysexy.googlepages.com. After all this time, I have received precisely TWO emails regarding the story, and I got those in the first week (thanks, Moms!). If nobody else sends me stuff, however, I'm not going to bother maintaining the site/story. Without a bunch of contributions from different people, then it's just another story written by somebody else, and that misses the point entirely. This was supposed to be an interactive thing.
So, if you haven't looked at it, or if it's been awhile, or if you're just being stubborn, now is the time to check out the site again and email me your thoughts (unpleasantlysexy@gmail.com). No one but me will ever see your emails, so there's nothing to be afraid of, and the most feedback I'll give is a big thank you. Don't worry about sending me ideas that you might otherwise think were silly, either - those are probably more original and better, anyway.
Now that I have pouted sufficiently, I present to you the master, Bruce Campbell - he of Evil Dead and Army of Darkness fame - in splendiferous glory as the new Old Spice spokesman:
Hungry like the Wolf!!!
ReplyDeleteWonderful ironic tone. Reminds me of an Our Man Flint movie.
I had a dress in high school out of a print very much like the Asian model has on.
The room looks like my folks' 1960s living room.
Oh yes, me an' all the models are hanging out draped all over each other and lusting after Bruce Campbell. It's what we do all day!
Sandy
It is my personal goal to be wealthy enough to buy a classic home like that, but not so wealthy that I would be able to update it in any way. Once I replace my wardrobe with pinstriped slacks, wide-collar white dress shirts, smoking jackets of various colored velvets, and invested in immeasurable quantities of pomades, my next step (contacting all "The Ladies") will be much easier.
ReplyDeleteBecause I'm soooooooo cool by that point. It cannot fail.