It turns out that my toe was not, in fact, broken. Instead, it appears that I dislocated it, then immediately severely jammed it (presumably with each stair that I crunched down).
It looks actually worse than the picture below at the moment, but this morning, as I was getting dressed, it popped real loud, and now feels LOADS better.
While kickball may not be the best idea for a while, I'm able to walk normally today, and now I'm paranoid that my coworkers suspect that I lied about the whole thing to get attention. No, really! It REALLY hurt! I'll show you! It's so gross!
Beyond that, it has been decided that I am the go-to guy when it comes to PowerPoint around the office. Kinda cool, because it's nice to be somewhat valuable to my coworkers and bosses, but kinda lame, because it's frikkin' PowerPoint.
Since I have nothing else important to say, here's a picture that'll warm your cockles...or something:
WHY! Why must you traumatize me with scary fat Elvis CAMELTOE!!!
ReplyDeletePS: Glad your toe is feeling better. You may now feel free to return to your regularly scheduled housework program. ;p
I have gotten so used to seeing skinny Danes that this guy is even scarier.
ReplyDeleteCan you think of a better way smuggle contraband Taiwanese tennis balls across the border?
ReplyDeleteDo YOU wanna be the one who has to search him?
Gack...it's like he has an additional butt instead of a crotch.
I apologize.
Toe is the theme of this post = Sam's toe and camel toes.
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