Recently relocated, married stallion seeking long-term replacement vertebrae and pelvis.


Send inquiries to: ihatemoving@ihatemoving.com

5 comments:

  1. "Stallion", eh?

    *raises eyebrows*

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  2. Anonymous9:08 AM

    Sam! Mary told me about your blog and I had to say hi! So . . . hi! You are pretty funny. Hope you are doing well! (I know, I overuse the exclamation point, I am working on it.)

    Dawn

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  3. Hi Dawn! Wow! How ARE you?!?


    And yes, darling wife-o'-mine...


    Stallion.


    *raises only one eyebrow*

    *peers over glasses*

    *does other stuff that can only be described in phrases bookended by asterisks*

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  4. Don't give me none of yo sass about phrases with asterisks--I'm just trying to bring you up to speed with what all the cool kids are saying/doing on the interwebs.

    Plus! You can treat it like your own personal Mad Libs. Just take any verb and adverb, smash 'em between two asterisks and you have your own trendy net-slang action phrase.

    try it!

    *clucks disapprovingly*

    *smirks knowingly*

    *winks alluringly*

    *snores brutishly*

    etc...

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  5. *sasses about phrases using asterisks in a condescending tone*

    *smiles to self*

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