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This has been a test of the Sam's Blog Post Early Warning System.
Had this been an actual Blog Post, the tone you just read would be followed by important information regarding your safety. Or, perhaps, some poop jokes (still important!).
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
I...have...nothing...to...say. My God! It's been a long and boring week.
Therefore...allow me to announce the
1st Annual Do-It-Yourself Sam's Blog Post
Yay!
Here's how it works: in the comments for this post, finish the following sentence the way you think I should have, had this blog post been any good. It's like a game!
Ready?
Begin!
If there were ever a reason to hook electrodes to someone's genitals and shock 'em 'til they flew backwards in time, it's this:
See, I wrote that, and then laughed at it, and then forgot what I was gonna write about. Oh well.
It's like a game!
If there were ever a reason to hook electrodes to someone's genitals and shock 'em 'til they flew backwards in time, it's this:
ReplyDeleteuh....when Britney performed at the VMAs? The conception of Ann Coulter? When they finished writing Spiderman 3?
make sure you add the crystals to make the time travel doo-hickey work.
SWEET! I didn't even THINK of Napoleon Dynamite!
ReplyDeleteSpider-Man 3...ooh...that's good.
Ann Coulter wasn't conceived - she was conjured...ironically...by hooking electrodes to someone's genitals and shocking them until Ann Coulter appeared in a spout of flame and laid waste to logic and feminism. And maybe Tokyo.
Ann Coulter!! EVIL!!!! DEVIL SPAWN!!!
ReplyDeleteActually, I think I would attach my boys to electrodes so I could go back in time and slap her every time she said something stupid. Of course, that would be a lot of shocking my pets because she says a lot of stupid, mind numbing shit.
I offer the following as evidence...
http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/Video_Coulter_says_911_widows_selfobsessed_0606.html
DAMN!! Video not available. Search for "ann coulter 9-11". EVIL!! I'd fry one for her.
ReplyDeleteYou'd fry evil for her? Fry some fish? Would that be catfish?
ReplyDeleteYou'd "fry one for her"?????
ReplyDeleteHoly crap!
I hate Ann Coulter, but ain't nobody comin' NEAR "the Fellas" with electrodes, EVER.
NEVER EVER EVER.
OK!! I retract all previous statements about my testicles.
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