Just fill in the word balloons!
Because I'm lazy!
Here's what I have so far:
Black Hat: "Sarsparilla?"
White Hat: "Tarnation!"
Black Hat: "I twirl my 'stache at thee!"
White Hat: "Well, I shoot the air at thee!"
Black Hat: "Greedo shot first!"
White Hat: "We shouldn't fault George Lucas for trying to preserve his original vision!"
Make yer own!
Black Hat: Haha, I will triumph for my mustache is far pointier!
ReplyDeleteWhite Hat: You will never prevail over my Handlebar Mustache of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
*bang bang*
everyone is dead.
The end.
Snively Blackhat: Excuse me sir, may I have a sip of your beverage? I'm quite parched.
ReplyDeleteHandlebar Whitehat: Why certainly, sir; However, I must first shoot my gun twice to indicate my non-existent indignation at your request.
Perhaps Handlebar is genuinely perturbed by the tone of Snively's voice, hmm?
ReplyDeleteMaybe his indignation is TOTALLY existent.
And go easy on ol' Handlebar...he's having some trouble with a firewater dependency, and Snively's too preoccupied with twisting his 'stache to show any sympathy.
Magnificent Moustache:
ReplyDeleteYou're sleek as a thoroughbred.
You're seats are a feather bed.
You'll turn everybody's head today.
We'll glide on our motor trip
With pride in our ownership
The envy of all we survey.
Drunkardly Drunkard: Oh Chitty You Chitty Pretty Chitty..BLANG...
(get it?)
That's damn brilliant, Michael.
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