The photo below is the view from John's new apartment. Notice anything odd?
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When Emperor Palpatine died in Return of the Jedi, it turns out that (in the dorky novels I read awhile back) ol' wrinkly cheeks had been cloned many times, and a younger, more vital Palpa-clone was "activated" when Vader killed the real Emperor.
What if Ann Richards had the same setup? Only in this case, what if all the clones were activated at once, and they came equipped with laser-beam eyes?
Laser-beam eyes?!?
Holy crap!
OK, this is awesome!! I doubt Ann Richards would have wanted to be cloned, but there it is. Poor thing. I knew all those Austin feminist would get together one day and combine their evil, ray-beam, eye burning resources and create a feminist robot factory. Imagine my surprise when I discovered I lived across the street from HQ!! Feminist....
ReplyDeletelaser beam eyes and genetically modified hair that's so hard the Ann clone could survive otherwise fatal traffic accidents
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