Dang.
I suck.
Three months and no blog posts? That's horrible. I've been busy, though. And now I'm back.
So quit the bellyachin' already and read on!
For all you folks that enjoy an alcoholic beverage every now and then, I invented a drink.
And it's AWESOME.
To honor the absolute panty-dropping goodness that is the new Star Trek movie, I've decided to name my drink "The Kobayashi Maru". Here's how to make it:
If you have a martini shaker, go get it, and understand that when I made MY version of this drink, I added more of everything than I'm indicating here—it tastes smooth no matta what, so booze it up, kids!
Put 3 or 4 ice cubes in the shaker, and add a jigger of vodka (1.5 oz).
Add 3/4 jigger of Triple Sec.
Add 3/4 jigger of Cointreau.
Shake it up, yo.
Strain into a glass that's big enough so that this mixture only fills it halfway (or less).
Add about a quarter-can of Sprite and dump the ice on top firmly enough so that you don't have to stir it.
Drink.
Be amazed.
I will try to blog more better in the future.
S
you're looking a tad bit unpleasantly slobby these days. you still have a chance before you descend irreversibly into middle agehood to put down the drinks, hit the gym, tone up, trim down --- oh, and the easiest part::: pick up a razor and SHAVE!!!
ReplyDeleteWow...due to the anonymous nature of that last comment, I don't know if I should find it funny and ignore it or be pissed and ignore it.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have to sit on my weight bench, crack open a beer, and stroke my luxurious beard while I ponder my dilemma.