UnpleasantlySexy

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Sorry about that - I didn't realize I had subjected you all to a hidden marketing agenda.

Today I made a fake medical claim for my coworker Larry. It billed our company $19.95 for "prosthetic testicle installation", performed in the back of a NAPA parts van in a parking lot.

I found it much funnier than he did.

I also got a bunch of angry letters at work today. Our company likes to tell you that we'll cover certain medical expenses, and then bill you, the patient, for those same services two to three years later. I know that these people aren't specifically referring to ME as an "ignorant butt-f**k", as one letter said, but it kinda takes the wind outta my sails to read it. I do like that insult, though, vulgar as it is. Much like when the kid whacks his dad in the crotch with a golf club on America's Funniest Home Videos - it made me defensive, but then it made me laugh.

Lastly, tonight is LOST night.

I am a bonafide geek when it comes to this show. What's the deal with Jack and Locke? Is the hatch gonna blow up? Is Henry Gale really an 'Other'? Is the Dharma Initiative really a government-sponsored research facility attempting to unlock hidden psychic super-powers in a group of superficially interconnected characters that weren't actually in a plane crash, but were somehow hand-picked to participate in a large-scale social psychology experiment that closely resembles B.F. Skinner's experiments with cats? OMG!



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