UnpleasantlySexy

The mail’s late today Mad Lib

Today, Larry and I have been __________ (-ing verb) for the ___________ (noun) for several hours. Whenever this happens, I have a tendency to _________ (verb) Larry in the _________ (noun) with ___________ (plural noun). This always makes Larry _________ (emotion), and he responds by __________ (-ing verb) me with __________ (plural noun). This kind of behavior is not very appropriate in the _________ (location), but when you work in the __________ (different location), no one really pays attention to what you’re __________ (-ing verb). Unfortunately, when the ________ (noun) does finally arrive, we have to really __________ (verb) hard in order to __________ (verb) all of the __________ (plural noun) by the end of the day. If we do __________ (verb) fast enough on a regular basis, we can potentially earn extra __________ (plural noun), which are called “incentives”. However, we never actually meet our goal, because it is impossible for __________ (person) to actually __________ (verb). Oh well, how much would an extra hundred ___________ (plural noun) each month really help? All in all, though, the job is very _________ (adjective), and the schedule fits nicely with my__________ (-ing verb) __________ (noun). For now, I’ll keep on __________ (-ing verb) until something __________ (adjective) comes along.

The end.

Later!