My wife once proclaimed that Diet Mountain Dew is the “fruit of the gods”.
If we accept that as truth, one must ask:
If Diet Mountain Dew is the fruit of the gods, what, then, is the fruit of the people?
Diet Communism, of course.
Alas, it always goes flat too soon, and it can never be truly refreshing, as Diet Communism only exists in the ideal. In reality, whenever you open a bottle, you immediately have to pour it into 3 million different cups, and your portion then becomes completely unsatisfactory. It is, however, sweetened with Splenda.
This is what a college degree does for you in a mailroom.
S
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