UnpleasantlySexy

Imagine, if you will...the van pictured here, but in a seductive metallic bergundy finish. Then, imagine it covered with smart/witty/liberal/funny stickers that just make it ooze with personality.

Then imagine it broken down, abandoned on the the side of the road, with a strange chemical stink wafting from beneath the hood.

Now, I'm not one for public displays of profanity (though I do swear like a sailor in private company), but I gotta say:


HOLYSH*TBLASTINF*CKBALLS.


Man, I'm tired of dealing with this crap.


Until whenever,


S