That said, here's a high point: I don't ever have to talk to Creepy Guy again, but for those of you that will miss him and his hijinks, here's a pic that will make you take back that sentiment...and punch yourself in the face.
Behold!
Breathe it in, ladies...
Those 47-year-old unbathed OCD phony-astrophysicist-turned-mail-clerk pheromones just jump right off the screen, don't they? I mean, who DOESN'T want to have this guy say "Hello" to you every single morning in the exact same Kermit-the-Frog voice that no one laughs at, yet he still thinks is funny?
It's kind of hard to look away from those intense, X-ray eyes, isn't it? This is how he looks when he's telling you about his lunch at Arby's. He gets even more intense when he's pissed about something. He's like a supervillain that sucks your lifeforce away just by looking at you. Only that would be sorta cool, and he's NOT.
Ooh, heavens! My loins, they's a-tinglin'!
A'ight. Off to read and do worksheets! Whee!
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Now I understand so much....
ReplyDeleteHis creepiness is truly out of this world. I couldn't even believe that picture the first time I saw it. It wasn't until the first time that I ran into him in the elevator and HAD TO TALK TO HIM that I truly got the depth and breadth of creepiness to Creepy Guy.
ReplyDeleteSay yech one last time. And then breathe a huge sigh of relief--CUZ YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORK WITH HIM NO MORE!
Yeah. He collects board games. Keeps over 300 of 'em in his living room. He has a friend named "Hector", whom I believe is completely made up. This is the man who, referring to a previous blog posting, wears the "nipple shirt" to work.
ReplyDeleteNow ask yourself, "Do I ever want to meet this person?"
Then tell yourself, "No."
Then ask yourself, "If I HAD to meet him, would I want to get a glimpse of his nipple(s)?"
Then tell yourself, "No, thanks."
Because he probably has more than two.
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AND!
ReplyDeleteANNNNNNNNDDD!
NECK BEARD! EWW!
ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletegrody!
oh man, get me to a nunnery.