UnpleasantlySexy

Yahoo! Tennis! Yay!

I'm so sore that it hurts to pull up my socks, but man, it felt good to get back out there and play again - it's been nearly 6 months! Fortunately, I've not lost the ability to hit a tennis ball in completely illogical and physics-defying directions - yep...still got it.

Sadly, I'm so out of shape that, when I swing at a tennis ball, it looks like I'm standing still because my skeleton swivels freely within my layers of chub - it must take a good three or four seconds for the ol' belly to pivot back around and join the rest of the crew. Today, I am waddling around like a seventy-year-old man who can barely contain his prunes, but it's all worth it when I consider the angular, chiseled physique that I'm cleverly concealing under all this packing material.

That's what it is! I'm not overweight - I'm full of styrofoam peanuts to protect the statuesque pectoral muscles I'm carrying around for later use.


Also, I think that Die Hard is a highly underrated movie, and you would, too, if you'd only give it a chance.



Yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Faulkner!



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