I had a job interview today for a "technical editing" position with Harcourt Achieve, a textbook editing company.

I kicked so much butt that I got tired and had to switch to my other kickin' leg in the middle of it!

They called me back already to schedule a second interview with the big boss, and while I certainly don't have the job yet, I really won 'em over today and I'm excited.

If this pans out, the job pays 20-24 bucks an hour, which means that I'll have enough money to cover our bills, my gadgetry and comic book expenses, AND still have enough left over to pile up on the floor and roll around in! Whee!

All right...calm down. I'll keep you posted as the deets develop.

Next on the agenda: I'm in the process of buildin' me a website! I hope to put drawings and stories and music and all sorts o' goodies up on it, and you all should check it out. The URL is:



It sorta sucks as far as memorability goes, but that's it.

A word of warning, though - as of now, there's nothing on it, and it may remain that way for a while, so don't get impatient with me. I'm just tryin' to catch this "inter-web" wave while it's hot - I don't know what I'm doing yet, and I have no real content to put up there right now.

However, FEAR NOT, brave comrades! I will soon be putting up a sci-fi story I've begun writing, and it shall be the start of a great experiment. I'm gonna set up a way for you guys (the handful of you that might have an interest in reading what I write), to submit criticism and, hopefully, your own ideas for the story arc - kinda like an online Choose-Your-Own-Adventure, but not really. I'll be cherry-picking the stuff that best fits with my overall story structure, so not everyone's stuff will make it in, but it should eventually produce a cool twist on my own tale. I'll also be writing the story to completion on my own (leaving in any similarities between my original outline and the Frankenstein-ed one), so it should make a really interesting comparison when they are both complete.

I think that, if I provide a framework and general criteria for each section so that everybody knows the narrative path, it will help keep the suggestions somewhat controlled and on point. Otherwise, anything goes. For example, I may say, "Now accepting submissions for chapter 7. Bob will be dead by the end of this chapter. Based on what you know of the characters so far, I want you to come up with the details involving his demise. The only limitation is that Heather didn't have anything to do with Bob's death."

It'll be more like a social-networking-produced novella, I guess. Let me know what you guys think of this, because I can take it somewhere else if it doesn't interest (or out-dorks) you. It won't hurt my feelings, either - there's plenty of writer forums out there to join.

So yeah...that's my idea. It may never happen - we'll see as time goes on, but I think it could be pretty cool.

Man, I'm a genius!

Oh, and happy Easter, all you Easter-celebratin' crazies!



S

12 comments:

  1. Wheeee for the kicking of major interview booty! I love it when you're all confident and smartypants like!

    Wheeee for crazy webpages with captain kirk and a bunch of funny gibberish (no, really, it's different from your blog--I can tell!)!

    Wheeee for three-day weekends and general merriment!!!

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  2. Anonymous10:01 PM

    Your interview experience sounds absolutely TERRIFIC! I'm crossing fingers, toes, and eyes in the hopes that all goes equally well in your next interview, and that they hire you and shower moolah upon your head!

    You GO, Sammers!

    Love, Mom

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  3. Anonymous12:52 AM

    I just have to lafe because you mentioned all the people celebrating easter are crazy. I thought acknowledging the death and resurrection of Jesus was normal. But hey thats why I lafed because the person who said it is in love with star track and we all know those people are crazy, haha.

    Avery

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  4. Thanks, Mom! If this comes through, I plan on carrying around fat stacks of cash in linen bags with dollar signs on either side - everywhere I go.

    And Mike - I'm sorry to pick on ya, buddy, but you made fun of Star Trek, and that jus' ain't right.

    First, "laughed" is spelled like I just spelled it, not "lafed", and it's Star TREK, not TRACK, and anyone who says Star TRACK has racing stripes in their undies.

    AND --- Easter-celebratin' crazies aren't crazy because they believe in the death and resurrection of Jesus - they're crazy because they need a gigantic pastel-colored, egg-flinging bunny to REMIND them of the death and resurrection of Jesus.

    That's like saying that I need a naked leprechaun with a tattoo of the White House on his forehead to sing Ave Maria to me in Spanish on the first Wednesday of February, or else I might forget that my arms exist.

    Some things just don't make sense.



    S

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  5. Anonymous9:37 AM

    Salutations and congratulations! I will be praying to the naked leprechaun that you get the job. If everything works out, you and Jules will be trust into the front of the pack in the race for “Most Austin Couple.” Julia and Sam, when they are not editing or cataloging, enjoy playing disc golf, blogging, reading sci-fi, discussing intergalactic politics and running around with their dogs. Does it get any better than that? The only other couple that I know that even comes close would be Mark and Ruth. Mark works for NPR and Ruth is an art therapist - tough competition…

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  6. Well put, Eldest Marchbanks.
    Sam - this job sounds fantastic! I will also pray to whomever Ryan referenced!
    And I will be sharing ideas for your book ... you may not like them though because I am not familiar with sci-fi literature. My ideas will be more like, "Then the kittens went to the mall and got manicures." (that sentence combines three of my favorite things!)

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  7. Hil, I think ALL fiction could stand to benefit from a little more kittens and manicures--even sci-fi!

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  8. Gracias, Banditos de Marchbanks!

    And, no matter what...whatever the contest - bingo, horseracing, egg-eating, etc. - "art therapy" wins, hands down. Wow.

    Hilary - please share even the silliest of ideas - it's all confidential, and I think you'd be surprised how even the weird stuff could really work!

    Also...malls, manicures and kitty-cats? That's awesome! I'm gonna write a sentence that includes three of MY favorite things:

    "After the hockey game, Patrick Stewart then transformed into a giant robot."

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  9. Technical editing is not bad jobliness. It can get a little tedious depending on which end you're in, but nothing compared to the last job you had, I'd think. Yay good interviews for decent jobs!

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  10. yeah......

    your friend,

    john

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  11. Anonymous1:49 PM

    Congratulations! You have won the Scripps National Spelling Bee.

    I guess it is childish of me to misspell words, so I say "touche."

    As for Star Trek, the series started in 1966, that was 41 years ago! I bet it was good during its prime but now its time to get the shotgun and shoot it dead.

    Last thing, Jesus and a crazy bunny. The Easter Bunny is considered a folklore myth originating from Hungary, did not get popular till it hit America and then BOOM, commercialization. Thus, there is no connection. Only pagans try to make Jesus and the Easter Bunny connection, but I know you are not. Something tells me there is a small living creature living inside your soul trying to suck the incarnation out. Several scientist have found these creatures in middle aged men working in cubicles for sometime. After examinations, they have found these creatures to be from the planet Vulcan. There is a inscription on their USS Enterprise, "to bodly go where no vulcan has gone before." Apparently the location was the insides of middle-aged man. No wonder you like Star Trek, you poor thing!!!

    Anyways, Congrats on the job, thats awesome.

    Avery

    P.S. I dont care if I misspelled anything or confused any notions of star trek.

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  12. Ah...touche, indeed.

    I can still tease you, though.

    Besides, everybody knows that Saint Peter, the first Pope, was actually Saint Peter Rabbit, and the Hare Club For Men has been concealing the Easter bunny connections for centuries.

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