UnpleasantlySexy

This is gross, but you can all deal with it.

I was in the bathroom today at work, and while I won't say what I was doing, I will say that it was noisy, gnarly and belligerent. Of course, what better time is there for someone else to walk in? So, halfway through one of these...declarations, some guy comes into the bathroom and I instinctively clench everything, attempting to create the illusion of peace and safety. However, it was not to be contained, and my best effort to hold it back only increased the volume and pitch:

PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPT!

I heard the dude's shoes squeak loudly, indicating that he had successfully deployed his emergency brakes. There was a brief pause (for comic suspense) and then two quick footsteps, and he was out the door.

And that was the HIGH point of my day.



I pinch!
I pinch!